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PLANES, TRAINS, AND VOCAL FATIGUE
By Joanna Cazden
Musician's Log, Tuesday, 7 p.m.
Twilight. Drizzle. Been driving all day. Three frustrating hours stuck behind
a bad accident put me way behind schedule. Played a vegan coffeehouse last night;
tomorrow I have a radio promo and a full-length concert in the back room of
a music store.
Pull off the Interstate, fumble
for my cell phone and itinerary. Let my host know I won't make it for supper.
Get out to stretch my legs, and then grind down the highway for three or four
more hours. But I'll keep the radio turned off for a while and spend some time
on vocal maintenance.
Traveling is an inevitable part
of life for performing artists. But for a singer, grueling days and nights cramped
in a car, bus, or airline seat, along with erratic nutrition and lack of sleep,
can put the voice itself at risk.
You know the drill. After the first
day on the road, you are tired and wired but trying to enjoy yourself. Another
day or two and your back is seriously stiff. You ignore it. Within a week, your
high notes start to disappear, you sound rough instead of ready, and you're
convinced you've caught a sore throat. Most likely you're not sick, just exhausted,
and the fatigue is showing up--where else?--in your voice.
So be prepared. Whatever you do
at home to protect and strengthen your voice, you'll need extra doses on the
road. (See Singer's Tune-Up
for specific exercises.) A vocal warm-up tape can be especially helpful for
travelers. Some are generic, while others are specifically designed for high
or low male or female voices. Look for them at sheet-music or karaoke stores,
and use them in your car's tape deck or a portable tape player with headphones.
(Don't use headphones while driving, though!)
You can also try the Vocal Function
Exercise principles developed by Dr. Joseph Stemple. Sing very quiet, long,
single tones on the vowels ah, ee, and oo, staying in your midrange
and keeping each note smooth and consistent throughout the length of a full
breath. Then, slide through your entire range a few times, from bottom to top
and back again. Stemple has clearly demonstrated that sustaining a quiet tone
actually engages more of the vocal muscles than a sudden or loud sound, thus
providing a more thorough, efficient vocal workout.
Whatever warm-up techniques you
choose, practice them at home first under travel-like conditions: seated, facing
one direction, and without visual cues. You'll eventually develop a routine
you can do anywhere.
Before leaving home, prepare additional
precautionary measures. For sleep insurance, pack earplugs, an opaque sleep
mask, and a pillow that suits your neck. Stock up on protein bars, dried fruit,
and whole-grain munchies at the health-food store so you won't need to rely
on fast food. Plan to drink two quarts of water per day to keep the vocal tissues
healthy. Drink more than that if you're traveling by air or to especially dry
destinations.
Midnight, at the oasis (finally!)
Found a parking place only a block away from where I'm staying. Got my gear
lugged up to my friends' third-floor apartment. Played with their new dog while
they briefed me on the schedule for tomorrow. Looks like I'll be able to catch
some decent sleep and then have time for yoga stretches and a good warm-up between
brunch and the radio broadcast. Later, I'll swing by the music store for sound
check and then back to base camp for a shower, light supper, and performance
attire.
Schedule time for exercise and warming
up every day to counteract the effects of travel stiffness on your posture and
breath. Take extra-long showers to humidify and soothe your airway. Try not
to be embarrassed or defensive about self-care: this is your career we're talking
about!
And no matter how burned out you
feel after a day in the saddle, no matter who invites you to socialize after
a gig, don't eat a big meal late at night. Heartburn and acid reflux can irritate
the voice while you sleep, and you won't sleep as well, either. It's better
to make breakfast your time for serious chow.
Wednesday, 5 p.m.
I've just met the mic stand from hell: an aging gooseneck that droops out of
position on a whim. Fixing it and finding a buzz-free monitor took longer than
I'd planned. But a functional P.A. and monitor are part of my survival plan,
so the time crunch is necessary. It just means I can't take half an hour to
dress.
Beg, borrow, lug, whine, do whatever
you can to get at least one onstage monitor. Not being able to hear what the
audience hears can seriously strain your voice as well as your nerves. By helping
you sing at safe rather than extreme levels, monitors also serve as insurance
for the gigs still waiting down the road.
The final challenge for the vocalist
on tour is to limit how much you talk. Sure, you want to schmooze up the fans,
the media, and the folks who booked your gigs. But extended periods of talking--especially
over noise--can hurt your voice as much as singing carelessly. So do your business
in quiet surroundings whenever possible, and use down time (including set breaks)
to rest your voice completely.
Thursday, 10 a.m.
The gig drew well, despite bad weather. The guy at the coffee bar next door
donated a thermos of herb tea, and my voice stayed clear throughout my range.
Sold almost as many CDs as I'd hoped, and then celebrated (quietly) with the
local pals who made it all happen.
Now I'm back behind the wheel. Today's
distance quota is like that old railroad ballad: 500 miles. Despite my best
efforts, I'm definitely more tired than when I left home two weeks ago. If I
stay disciplined, I will finish this marathon. But please, no more traffic accidents!
I want that in my contract!
Reprinted from Electronic
Musician's Jam supplement, August 1998
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